Josh was the proud winner in the "Most Perverted" category, with his reference to the animated will-maybe-someday-be-a-classic, "Rejected":
(his was one of those linoleum pie pumpkins, so carving was beyond painful)
Mine isn't a pumpkin, but a winter squash. I'm embarrassed to say that I don't even really know what kind. Perhaps an orange hubbard? In any case, it is *not* a pumpkin. I went face-less this year: